Ask Perú

Question:

Can you lend me your llama? yes? tell me a yeeeeesssssss -moves eyelashes-

Answer:

Miguel: NO. I can rent it to you~ 1 sol for a minute, with an offert of 5 min for 3 soles~ (ooc. Nuevo sol is peruvian currency~)

Cool Llama: Are you trying to rent me for soles?… I’m offended… The only way I gonna accept a rental issue is if you change soles for euros.

Question:

Peru! PERU! It’s you? Oh, oh You’re back dear northern neighbor :’D I want to ask you something actual, that happend today (ooc. 2 days ago) Do you spend so much time on internet or not? If is a yes, or not, I don’t know, How are you going to download porn now that FBI closed Megaupload? HOW, MIGUEL HOW?!

Answer:

Miguel: NOOOOOO Megaporn NOOOOOOOOOO….

But it doesn’t matter, I still have: *insert a lot of porn sites* and in special Cholotube <3

/* Peru was wrote like “Perv” in ancient Spanish*/ (ooc: Example [Link])

(ooc. Lol I only knew the existence of Redtube and Cholotube lol so I asked a peruvian male friend this question and he answer me with a large list of porn sites and I was like: OMG You’re a perv… D: and he was like: I’m a man, manyas?~ *1313*, then I remember the old maps of Peru with the Perv issue 8’D… lol this was random~)