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Andean Countries Party Time _{in Geographical Order~} (Related to this: [Link] lol)

So is Party time in the Andes and this is my style when I watch too much Adventure Time~♥

(The translation:

_{+Venezuela: Party~♥}

_{+Colombia: Let the party begin~♥}

_{+Ecuador: …Party? What the hell?!}

_{+Peru: PARTY!!~ \0/} 

_{+Bolivia: Someone said… Party?!}

_{+Chile: RAWR! …eh? Party?}

_{+Argentina: Party~ Great~ )}

I’m kind of tempted to make more characters in this style and make stickers… :| 

(ooc. Miguel likes parties~)

Question:

Peruuu! :D… Hello :), well I want to send some greetings from Chile, because I found your ask and I like it alot, is awesome, congrats to you and your llama >:D! And could you dance a “super combo” of Marinera + Cueca (ooc. National dances from Peru and Chile respectively), to establish fraternal and reconciliatory bonds(?) with this huasita of the south :’)?

I want to get along with you and Bolivia :C, no more fights, only love!! >.< !!… D’x… Whatever :) hugs and greetings!!

(ooc. Here some videos of the national dances:

• Peruvian Marinera
• Chilean Cueca)

Answer:

Marinera + Cueca = Maricueca(?) (ooc. lol Sorry but when I read that “super combo” that was the first thing that I thought… And Maricueca is a slang for Gay.)

Peru: Damn… Girl… sorry but no… is not good… the combo name sounds so GAY.

(ooc. Zao is a sound, that when you use it is like say Gay… Also the hand gesture that Miguel is doing means the same thing.)

Chile: I’m surrounded by IDIOTS… *facepalm*

Question:

YOU. Tell me, how do you prefer butts: round and tight or voluminous and extravagant? (????) /wtf

Answer:

ALL~ They have their charm! :$

(ooc. Miguel es un Potohólico is a Butt appraiser(?) lol 

Miguel and his neighbors are in “Bar Perú” in Cusco, I used this photo for the background: [link])

Question:

For unknown reasons, you, Colombia, Ecuador and Chile are cursed. The only way to broke the curse is kissing someone of the three. If you do it, everyone is saved, if you don’t everyone dies. Who would you kiss?

Answer: 

Ecuador: *thinking*…Why, Pal? Why?

Colombia: Oh my god!

Peru: A curse?… Wait… WHAT?! *shock*

Chile: Stop this crap, dude. 

Peru: Are you crazy?! How could I choose? I will kiss the three, to be sure.

Ecuador & Chile: …  :|

Colombia: Ha ha ha

(ooc. The arrow on Miguel’s head says: Superstitious)

Question:

Miguel welcome to Dakar! Are you excited to be part of that event with the other two drones? .3.

Answer:

Miguel: OF COURSE <3~ Is AWESOME be part of the DAKAR! I’m excited since last year, and I was making all preparations and reception parties with Marca Peru~(ooc. Marca Peru is peru’s country brand [Link] since 2011)  And the best part of everything is that I’m the Goal~ I’m so happy!

(ooc. This is were the 1rst reception party was: [Link] (a little video from Fox Sports)  Marca Peru with regional governments made an awesome effort to make everything perfect for Dakar~ Also they made cute publicity like this one: [Link] I loved it ~)

Martin (Argentina): Che Miguel! This fried sweet potato is delicious~ <3

Manuel(Chile): OM NOM NOM NOM

(ooc. More info about the dakar: http://www.dakar.com/)

Question:

Have you ever had a manly date with Manuel (Chile)? What was it like ôuô?

Answer:

Miguel: Manuel and I don’t have dates, we do improvisations, right pal?

Manuel: Yeah man~

(ooc. Well Manuel and Miguel usually doesn’t get along but when is fun stuff they can be kinda friendly. I’ve got inspired with some funny videos of the Improvisation World Cup 2010 in Chile:

• Peruvian Team: [Link]
• Peruvian and Chilean presentation: [Link] ♥
• Snail Race (Peru vs Chile): [Link]
• Random papers (Peru vs Chile): [Link]
• In Questions (Peru): [Link] (Peru lost to Chile in rock paper and scissors. So Chile made Peru perform~ And Peru choose make all the improvisation in questions)
• The Spirit of the Chorrillana (Peru vs Chile):[Link]

I love Keto and Pataclaun *peruvian improvisation schools* Btw… The Improvisation International Festival 2012 is in January in Peru :D [Link] *Voy a ir ;3;*)

(ooc. Well this doesn’t need translation, also the obvious answer is NO… lol… BTW I gonna answer questions and finish the issue of the creole week between some answers because I’m late and… I have alot of questions to answer OTL… And I feel like drawing answers instead of the songs ;A;… (sorry for the delay but I’m doing this on my free time ;A; and I’m studying for finals OTL))

Question:

1. Hey Migue, I know you don’t get along with Manu(Chile) now, but have you ever got along better? (If that ever happened… Could you tell me a little about that time?) Kisses!!
2. Hello Miguelin!!… you cachai* Manuel(Chile) better than many, can you tell me if he always was so bitter? 8D  (ooc. *cachai comes from the verb(?) Cachar in Chile means to know or to understand, but in Peru is a slang that means to have Sex… lol this question sounds so wrong… ) *Miguel comment: YUCK!! I don’t have sex with anyone… I’m a Cholo of his house…D:< * (ooc. Miguel is a decent guy, people D8<) 

Answer:

Let’s see… Yeah, Pal… Long, long time ago…A Lot of time ago… There was a period of time that I’ve got along with Manuel, arguably that he was one of my best childhood friends. But he broke that friendship when he started to hassle my brother(Bolivia), Then the War of the Pacific begun and the rest is History…(ooc. In the link of the War of Pacific there’s a lot information about the reason why their good relationship broke, so if you have a chance read the introduction…) 

Manuel wasn’t bitter he was a serious kid and sometimes silent, but he usually was smiling, maybe now is bitter because is OLD… 200 years don’t pass in vain…

*In Miguel Memory… Text above Miguel’s Head says “Viceroyalty of Peru”, text above Manuel’s Head says “Captaincy General of Chile”,(ooc. Their clothes are from the time of Viceroy Amat  Inspirated in this video [link])*

Question: With your hand in your heart, Miguel, What’s between you and the chilean?

Answer: Between the chilean and me… There is a border of 169km, from the plateau of Ancomarca to the Point of Concord (bondary stone N°1)…

//Without counting maritime miles…

Question: Migue, tell me, how did you live the last soccer match with Chile from the national anthems, first and second time and the ugly own goal.

// Migue random comment: *Clásico_del_Pacífico_modeON* (Información en Español) It was something like this:

Answer: 

1rst Panel:

• Peru: We are free~ <3 *singing his national anthem*

2nd Panel:

• Peru: Oops~ Be careful pal~

3rd Panel:

• Chile: Be careful, man~

4th Panel:

• Peru: Hey! *censored text is censored*
• Chile: *censored text is censored*
• Brazil: STOP!!! //(ooc: fail portuguese I’m sorry… OTL)

5th Panel:

• Chile: GOAL!! CTM!(Bad word is bad)
• Peru: PTMR(Bad word is bad) I scored an own goal. *facepalm plz*

6th Panel: 

• Peru: Damn(?) *censored text is censored*