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kuraudia:

Andean Countries Party Time _{in Geographical Order~} (Related to this: [Link] lol)

So is Party time in the Andes and this is my style when I watch too much Adventure Time~♥

(The translation:

_{+Venezuela: Party~♥}

_{+Colombia: Let the party begin~♥}

_{+Ecuador: …Party? What the hell?!}

_{+Peru: PARTY!!~ \0/} 

_{+Bolivia: Someone said… Party?!}

_{+Chile: RAWR! …eh? Party?}

_{+Argentina: Party~ Great~ )}

I’m kind of tempted to make more characters in this style and make stickers… :| 

(ooc. Miguel likes parties~)

Question:

Hey Do you know how Ecuador feels about his sisters who are fighting? 

(ooc. Ecuador’s sisters are Colombia and Venezuela.)

Answer:

1rst Panel:

Peru: Damn, No idea… But we can find it out~

2nd Panel:

Peru: Francisco, I wanted to talk with you about your sisters…

Ecuador: What happend?

Peru: … I wanted to ask how do you feel when they fight?

3rd Panel:

Ecuador: NOOO IT CAN’T BE NOOOOOOOOOOO

(ooc. This is a joke related to Delfin hasta el Fin, an ecuadorian singer starts their songs with that phrase. Sorry Ecuadorians… *But don’t worry Peruvians know that feeling twice worse… we have La Tigresa del Oriente and Wendy Sulca* OTL).

Peru: Woah… It is worse than I thought…

Question:

YOU. Tell me, how do you prefer butts: round and tight or voluminous and extravagant? (????) /wtf

Answer:

ALL~ They have their charm! :$

(ooc. Miguel es un Potohólico is a Butt appraiser(?) lol 

Miguel and his neighbors are in “Bar Perú” in Cusco, I used this photo for the background: [link])

(ooc. I want to make clear that I only use Hetalia and Latin Hetalia characters…)

Answer:

//Francisca = Genderbend version of Ecuador~ *I like her with long hair*

*Fail_Flirting_modeON*

Woah~ This girl is better than Bread <3~ I swear she is eatable with potatoes with Huancaina and a glass of Inca Kola~ 

(ooc. *FACEPALM* Miguel you’re a Jerk… Stop flirting with any pretty girl…You’re lucky that she is not there to hear what are you saying… I’m embarrassed of your attitude…OTL)

Question:

For unknown reasons, you, Colombia, Ecuador and Chile are cursed. The only way to broke the curse is kissing someone of the three. If you do it, everyone is saved, if you don’t everyone dies. Who would you kiss?

Answer: 

Ecuador: *thinking*…Why, Pal? Why?

Colombia: Oh my god!

Peru: A curse?… Wait… WHAT?! *shock*

Chile: Stop this crap, dude. 

Peru: Are you crazy?! How could I choose? I will kiss the three, to be sure.

Ecuador & Chile: …  :|

Colombia: Ha ha ha

(ooc. The arrow on Miguel’s head says: Superstitious)

Question:

What do you think about the Gran Colombia family (Bad Latin trio quartet)? (Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador and Panama)

Answer:

Well~ I get along pretty well with all of them now, they are kinda crazy and make A.W.E.S.O.M.E. parties. Everyone has good ass :D and they are so fun~

Question: Lol too much talking about futbol, let’s talk about something else nyaa(please don’t stare at Coco’s(Colombia) *cocos* (here cocos means boobs))

//Migue comment: Hey! Coco’s(Colombia) cocos are AMAZING<3

Between Manu(Chile), Julito(Bolivia) and Pancho(Ecuador), who do you choose?

Answer:

*Andean_Brotherhood_ModeON*

Miguel: Obviously, Julio(Bolivia), pal, this bro that is my brother is A.W.E.S.O.M.E. do you understand?